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I farted and blamed it on someone else’s kid.
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
@Teggy I have no words. You win. I think.
@pattycakechamp thank you for BA 🤣😆
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I has sex with Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton - i need to stop drinking
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LadyJ · F
I stole marbars from the Woolworths counter for months when i was a kid 😏
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@LadyJ Tell fluffy to stop being silly and unblock me.
LadyJ · F
Ok i will let her know your request 😁
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@LadyJ You are awesome thanks
deadgerbil · 26-30
I went 1 mph over the speed limit
deadgerbil · 26-30
@pattycakechamp I'll drag you down with me
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
@deadgerbil Implying that I don't already have a reserved room there.
deadgerbil · 26-30
@pattycakechamp I had faith in you 😪
Lacemaker · 41-45, F
I stole one of those road cones on the way home from a drunken party.
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
I'm good. I don't need to be on any kinda list
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@HijabaDabbaDoo you never know who they’ll sell that list to.
kodiac · 22-25, M
I tore the tags off my mattress that say do not romove!!🤫
Sunshinekiss · 51-55, F
A friend in elementary school kept bragging about never losing a piece of her board game, so I stole one.
I was such a quiet child no one suspected me, as I helped her search her room.
Good lord I was evil! 😈
I was such a quiet child no one suspected me, as I helped her search her room.
Good lord I was evil! 😈
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
@Sunshinekiss Satan herself right here
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
I stole a road sign on a military base
Londonn · 36-40, M
@ImRileyTheDog so literally you laughed you ass off now?
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
@Londonn Definitely, fuck the military
Londonn · 36-40, M
@ImRileyTheDog I agree
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I once ate a Walmart grape as a kid without paying
checkoutanytime · M
I burned my sons clothes for punching me thru a broken window of a locked door, after I kicked him out of my house for getting aggressive with his gf, that was not welcomed, and he said he was cut by a knife. I'm saving my pennies to sue, these degenerative fucks.
exexec · 61-69, C
I stole a piece of "penny candy" when I was 7 years old. My father found out and drove me back to the store, made me confess my crime to the manager, and return the candy. I haven't stolen anything since then.
Valerian · 100+, M
Snitched Many an Ink Pen!
Especially the Black Fine Point Pens at the Government Offices I often went into for work.
That was 10 years ago & I still have some within reach!
Especially the Black Fine Point Pens at the Government Offices I often went into for work.
That was 10 years ago & I still have some within reach!
Slade · 56-60, M
I lit a candle at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Montreal but didn't donate the dollar
Wiseacre · F
As a youngster,I stole money from my mother’s wallet!
TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M
i once broke into someones house and burnt it down
Valerian · 100+, M
@TheCoolestCat Minor, since no one died!
Right?
Right?
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
I stole an alarm clock from the dollar general
Valerian · 100+, M
@Notsimilar Well, you needed it!
So you'd be On Time the Next Day to Return/Exchange it
at Walmart for one 3 Times the Price!
So you'd be On Time the Next Day to Return/Exchange it
at Walmart for one 3 Times the Price!
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
@SW-User she had to have seen that coming
Valerian · 100+, M
@SW-User I had a slap fight with mine earlier!
I kept tapping his Ears!
He's Cat Fierceness! ... Claws Win!
I kept tapping his Ears!
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He's Cat Fierceness! ... Claws Win!
romper69 · 51-55, M
I dressed uup as Nancy Pelosi and let Hilary Clinton and some guy have sex with me
it's not a war crime if it only happens once
i'm kidding, i'm kidding. I got nothing.
i'm kidding, i'm kidding. I got nothing.
romper69 · 51-55, M
I stole some sweets from the pick and mix when I was a kid...at gunpoint
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
When I was a child I stole some gum
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@vetguy1991 They should have locked you up and threw away the key.
Valerian · 100+, M
@vetguy1991 And I'll bet you Swallowed it!
And it's Still Trapped, Stuck to the Side of Your Inflamed Esophagus!
And it's Still Trapped, Stuck to the Side of Your Inflamed Esophagus!
Licked the icing off a birthday cake before it was cut! 😳🎂
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
Took the blame for a car accident I wasn’t in.
EmoRapid · 26-30, M
I stole soda
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Never admit you guilt
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Valerian · 100+, M
@wildbill83 Excellent!👍🏻
No One Saw a THING! You weren't there.
The Drunk slipped on the beer he himself had spilled!
No One Saw a THING! You weren't there.
The Drunk slipped on the beer he himself had spilled!
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
@Valerian never went to court of course, besides all the support I got from other patrons and staff; If he had tried to pursue charges, he could have easily been charged with assault on a minor (to which there'd have been plenty of witnesses, including myself, to testify to), which would obviously have carried a far stiffer penalty than mine for giving some drunk an attitude adjustment... 🤔