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SmartKat · 56-60, F
That would be telling, wouldn’t it?
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@SmartKat That's the point..all in jest of course

Ynotjenn · F
That I was driving down the road today and the sun hit my face…and I saw a hair. On my chin. It had to be 6 inches long. I have no idea where the hell that thing came from 🤷🏻‍♀️
Bang5luts · M
@Ynotjenn didn't you have a date last night with you "friend boy"? 🤣tell him to shave!
Ynotjenn · F
@Bang5luts it was attached!
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@Ynotjenn Its been a sucky day, thanks for the laugh 🤣 and it happens!
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
I haven't shaved in a month 😏
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
@SW-User
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@Notsimilar Let me shave you, I want to see if it's my fetish. I don't have one and I feel left out 🤔
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
@SW-User
Oh No! I'm not falling for THAT again!!!!!
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Sometimes my balls itch
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
My parents were swingers...that isn't about me but close enough.
…… i need more wine first
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@BettyBeez That's the spirit
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@BettyBeez no wine for you!
@SW-User Not spirit, wine
Rumor has it I eat ass. I have no comment.
Carissimi · 70-79, F
If they don’t need to know, I’m not saying.
reubles · 41-45, M
That I'm hung like the old west
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I'm not really Elvis.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Nope ain't gonna say it
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@SW-User I chew first then swallow
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
I used to never have to wipe (besides once just to check) but then I got IBS and now I spend an eternity wiping.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
@SinlessOnslaught once? 🤮
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
@Keepitsimple Yes. I would wipe once and there would be nothing there.
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🤣
Ask one of the weirdos asking about masturbation, I'm sure they'd love to tell.
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
I have an addiction to the feelings of serotonin I get when getting something I want/ need for the people I care about ( usually my son) for free or a great deal so I look at these online dealers everyday like a ridiculous amount of times. 🥸
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit That's wonderful. You are wonderful. 🤗
I think dopamine comes into play too.

How is your son doing? How old is he now?
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
@quitwhendone he’ll be 3 months old tomorrow!
@Mrsbetweenfatandfit Time flies when kids grow.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
My left boob is bigger than my right boob.
@Keepitsimple mine too!
Im.actually boring lol
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[i]Almost[/i] everything
ClassicRocker · 56-60, M
I buy my food from Walmart.
Azlotto · M
I still use a Rolodex.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I sniff my smegma
Bang5luts · M
🙋‍♂️🏋‍♂️oops! 💦💨💩🙈 sorry

 
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