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Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience
hunkalove · 61-69, M
"What, me worry?"
--Alfred E. Neuman
--Alfred E. Neuman
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PhoenixPhail · M
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@PhoenixPhail I had that exact same portrait of him on my desk when I was a kid!
PhoenixPhail · M
@hunkalove I remember the entire magazine, and always looked forward to the next edition.
Spy v.s. Spy was always very funny to me.
Spy v.s. Spy was always very funny to me.
SW-User
"If you shake more than three times, you're playing with yourself."
daydeeo · 61-69, M
@SW-User Taken to heart at a young age🥺
Fairydust · F
You can’t reason with the unreasonable 😎
Lostpoet · M
If you were my husband I would poison your drink. Lady if I were your husband I'd drink it. ~Winston Churchill
iamelijah · 26-30, M
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” - Sun Tzu
Lilymoon · F
"Sometimes you get lucky and find a soul that grooves with yours"
pattycakechamp · 26-30, F
"Well fuck me sideways" - anytime something went stupidly wrong
AmbivalentFriability · 26-30
"Have some fun before you die."
daydeeo · 61-69, M
She said she usually cried at least once each day, not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short.
- Brian Andreas
- Brian Andreas
WanderingThrough · 31-35, F
@daydeeo 🥺❤️
TheConstantGardener · 56-60, M
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hunkalove · 61-69, M
@TheConstantGardener Ian Fleming's choice to play James Bond.
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
Gen. John Sedgwick Union Commander during the American Civil War
Gen. John Sedgwick Union Commander during the American Civil War
SW-User
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
PhoenixPhail · M
"I came here with nothing, and I still have most of it."
Scarfface · 46-50, M
Love many, trust a few but always paddle your own canoe.
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
It doesn't matter what comes
Fresh goes better in life
With Mentos fresh and full of life
Nothing gets to you
Staying fresh, staying cool
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
[Chorus]
Fresh goes better
Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Mentos, the freshmaker!
Fresh goes better in life
With Mentos fresh and full of life
Nothing gets to you
Staying fresh, staying cool
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
[Chorus]
Fresh goes better
Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!
Mentos, the freshmaker!
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
We don’t eat farts~me
MrsZero · 100+, F
@zerofuks2give 😂😂 just laughed out loud.
BlueSkyKing · M
"Power corrupts and absolute power is a lot more fun!"
Never sleep on a full bag of sweets
Helloeveryone · 56-60, F
We Won.
SW-User
Sir, kindly evacuate your bowels or remove yourself from the commode 🧐
Really · 80-89, M
@SW-User One of my own: "Please execute a copulatory departure."
Don't be a dick.
Lumberjack70 · 56-60, M
@V00doo mine too
TJNewton · M
You dont miss what you dont have
tenente · 100+, M
rant here, read no further. for me, inspiration comes from within. quotes provide a tight jumble of words that on first read are insightful, but after some time become meaningless. so, inspiration for me comes from focusing on getting to the root question i want answered that's going to make me happy. i just dig deep looking for the very base of what is bothering me and keeping me from happiness. and once i've found it i go about answering that question and create a foundation of understanding that's strong and compelling and then i begin to feel fulfilled and at peace. that's it