What’s the last thing you asked for a friend?

Nothing, I don't have any friends

If it smells like poop, did I get the wrong hole? 🤔

I asked that for a friend, cos I clearly know the diff 😌

Can he scratch my back

Sched so we could meet up for drinks, which I completely forgot on the day and woke up from an evening nap to him being very unhappy lol

Are you asking for a friend?

If I forgot to zip up my pants. I did.

How to cure hemmoroids.😬

I don't ask for anything

Be my alibi

I asked worksimp to reach something for me.

Are farts lumpy?

I asked a friend with a truck for help hauling some stuff. I was going to pay him, but he said a pizza lunch would suffice. 🍕