I just ate a veggie burger, and I'm left with one question
How the frick did I get ketchup on my knees AFTER I finished eating? 🤦♂️
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
@Picklebobble2 the tomatoes have taken a lesson from the potatoes' fight against humans. 😌
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Using your lap as a table?
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User This will be a great mystery to solve. 🤔
SW-User
@Degbeme just like some previous "achievements" of mine such as
Sneezing on my own glasses WHILST wearing them
Getting cider in my eye when taking a sip
Forgetting the fact I don't have kids
Literally tripped over my own shadow resulting in accidentally flirting with an older gentleman I'd never seen before
Falling UP a set of stairs
Sneezing on my own glasses WHILST wearing them
Getting cider in my eye when taking a sip
Forgetting the fact I don't have kids
Literally tripped over my own shadow resulting in accidentally flirting with an older gentleman I'd never seen before
Falling UP a set of stairs
You have a real talent for this kind of thing.
SW-User
@NerdyPotato apparantly so 🤷♂️