I just ate a veggie burger, and I'm left with one question

How the frick did I get ketchup on my knees AFTER I finished eating? 🤦‍♂️

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

Using your lap as a table?

SW-User

@Degbeme nope, and my knees were covered by a blanket

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User This will be a great mystery to solve. 🤔

SW-User

@Degbeme just like some previous "achievements" of mine such as
Sneezing on my own glasses WHILST wearing them
Getting cider in my eye when taking a sip
Forgetting the fact I don't have kids
Literally tripped over my own shadow resulting in accidentally flirting with an older gentleman I'd never seen before
Falling UP a set of stairs

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User Well the one about falling up stairs we do share, the others, not so much. 🕵️‍♂️