If she did in China as in Sweden There wouldn't be any Repeatin' What she does to big Xi A Uyghur she would Be And for life big bugs she would be Eatin'!
If in China she did as in Sweden, She'd be WORSE off than Eve was in Eden, Cuz instead of the snake, Xi would roar, "She's a flake[i]!" And poor Greta would certainly BE done.[/i]