Well, not only does Donald Trump hate America, he loves Russia.

Yesterday, I don't know if you were watching CNN, or anywhere on social media where CNN posts, or, you know, anywhere on the internet, but there was a big news story. Cheeto Mussolini announced that he got retired schoolteacher Stephen Hubbard released from Russian custody, where he's lived for the last 4 years. And he swears up and down he didn't have to give them anything.

But incidentally, Dementia Donnie also lifted several sanctions on Russia, just before they released Mr. Hubbard. According to the Satsuma-In-Chief, however, those two transactions are unrelated, and CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins was repeatedly called stupid for stating the obvious fact that he lifted sanctions in exchange for a prisoner release.