If a witch cast an enchanted mole spell on Trump - what would it look like and were would it be?
I think the mole would look like the enchanted tree on the wizard of oz. And it would be on top of Trump's head because Trump has a fat head so there would be plenty of room for easy root expansion.
How about 2 moles that would be right where the eyes are so he needs others to direct his every step. But then like Oedipus he'd eventually gouge them out.