Trump. What could possibly go wrong?

He probably will have his pool guy do the fireworks too. You know, kind of a jack of all trades.

Like my yard man Mario. He does the yard, shrubs and flowers. He also painted the dining room when my wife was making changes.

Drop them from B-2's over the Potomac then have Warthogs straff the golf course so it can be renovated next month!

Brilliant!

I've played that course, a makeove wouldn't hurt. Beautiful views, lousy bunkers and rough. Tee boxes and greens were okay, a little poa annua, patchy fairways. Greens fees are going to go up.

If he wants it, he has it.

I don’t know about whether Demented Donnie has a “fireworks guy” but we can all agree on at least two things:

1. His “pool guys” were as incompetent as he is

2. He’s setting up TOAD very nicely to be his next lawyer to lose his license to practice law!

Light the fuse and stand well back!

TDS