If you squeezed Trump’s head would cheese come out?

Velveeta

idk i don't like when my hands get greasy i'd really rather not touch him ):

Possibly the stuff called American cheese but not real cheese, no.

Well, he did pass a cognitive test 3 times (possibly 4 times after his medical visit today)... aced it. And, Xi of China said he's smart (privately) so there is that. So, I think it would be more than cheese. His uncle worked at MIT, you know.

Let's squeeze his head until we find out