If you could, would you like to witness the parade honoring President Trump on his 79th birthday

i'll wait for the uprising 👍

No, I'll be out with my brother who unfortunately shares his birthday with the Dear Leader.

I'd rather have a colonoscopy, root canal,and vasectomy at the same time
Without. Anesthesia

Is there a tariff on cake?

This whole charade is ridiculous at best. I would only be there as a protester and I’m sure there will be millions of them.

Only if a tank runs over him.