Trump tackles "woke virus" at National Zoo, Washington
Summons to the White House "gay" Emperor penguins who have been corrupting the youth of America through their woke-liberal egg incubating policies and associated picture book deals.
Trump: "You do not hold the fish right now!"
Vance: "You have not even said thank you for that pool which was built with American tax dollars."
Trump: "You entered our country illegally and now we are going to send you back to the North Pole" (press aide gently points put that penguins do not live in the northern hemisphere and is summarily fired for expressing dangerous liberal views).
Vance: "Why are you wearing dinner jackets? Do you not have business suits where you come from?"
@TexChik He signed an executive order directing the VP to eliminate "improper, divisive, and anti-American ideology" from the Smithsonian Institution's museums, centres, and the National Zoo in Washington. We are trying to work out who has upset him in the zoo 🤷♀
