Does anyone remember a Trump "joke" or "jest" that was actually humorous?"

These statements by tRump are very funny!!

June 2015: “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
July 2016: "So a general gets on, sent obviously by Obama, and he said, 'Mr. Trump doesn't understand. He knows nothing about defense.' I know more about offense and defense than they will ever understand, believe me. Believe me. Than they will ever understand. Than they will ever understand."
Nov 2015: "I know more about ISIS than the generals do."
Nov 2015: "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth."
Mar 2016: "Nobody knows more about trade than me."
Apr 2016: "I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth."
May 2016: "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world. Nobody knows more about taxes."
July 2016: "[L]ook, as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump."
Feb 8 2017: "I understand things. I comprehend very well. Ok? Better than, I think, almost anybody"
Dec 2018: "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me."
Jan 2019: "I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have."

Want video evidence Trump said these things?
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No, that to me is one of the most frightening things about Trump. He never laughs and never jokes except for the kind of jokes that aren’t meant to be funny, they’re meant to put others down. I remember that observation being pointed out by some British writer in a post that was shared on Facebook about why the Queen and/or British people didn’t like Trump. He has zero sense of humor.

He can be very funny sometimes. Watch his 2004 interview with Larry King or the roasts he's been in.

He teases larry about his bad breath, makes a joke about his own hair, and we all know he's smart enough to know that his looks and money are the reason for his past struggles and charmed love life.

Chappel he's not but having someone like him come up with zingers is nbt.

Everything is funny when the king is in his castle.

Oliver Cromwell was not previously noted for humour when he led parliamentarian troops. But when he became Lord Protector his love of breaking wind at solemn moments became the stuff of legend!

Trump's "humor" style is similar to Stalin's


Or Assad's. Assad, receiving the son of a guy he assassinated. Son is trying to complain about something. Assad is sitting next to Assad. Assad puts his hand on the son's knee, looks him straight in the eye, and with a smile he said "son, you remind me so much of your dad".

He said he was a stable genius…

…that had to be a joke, right…?

…he couldn’t possibly believe that, could he…?

[i]COULD HE?!?!?[/i]

A woman reporter asked Melinia how she would describe sex with Donold.
She said, “you ever try to shoot pool with a rope ?”

None of the tRump jokes worked because they all ended up being true.

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When everyone still liked Trump...
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