If Trump loves tariffs so much why doesn't he just marry one?

A month or so ago Trump was saying that a tariff was a beautiful thing and he loves them. Today is likely the day that Trump puts tariffs on America’s 3 biggest trading partners. I think Trump should just marry a tariff instead of making America and other countries part of a weird love triangle. Cheers and happy weekend!

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Well, he still has a love affair with Kim Jung Un, a settlement clause with Melania, and an unnatural relationship with Cheerios. So, you can see... it's complicated.