Why does Trump wear orange makeup?

@Nanoose Now listen clearly. He is an alien being sent here to take over the planet Earth. The aliens figured they would start by trying to take over the most powerful nation on the planet.

@Slicker24
I’m sticking with mutant cheese puff. There is no way Trump can be the the product of some higher intelligence.

@DocSavage I didn't say they were higher intelligence, just better space explorers. Maybe they don't even know how to get dressed. You never see an alien with different clothes, do you?

@rinkydinkydoink Maybe he figures his ass doesn't look so big when he wears orange makeup and an extra long red tie. Cheers!

@Slicker24 Yep and he has one of those circus mirrors that make you look thin – so he doesn't feel fat. Cheers and happy weekend!

@Lilnonames Maybe it's Maybelline.
Cheers and happy weekend!

@Nanoose I thought that was SUPER-WEIRD jd THE COUCH-MAN vance