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TrashCat · M
If you ask for it medium rare, Donald will personally hold it in his armpit until it's body temp
trollslayer · 46-50, M
Needs ketchup.
LordShadowfire · M
I guarantee you that steak is going to be full of fat and smell like manure.
mksworld · 46-50, C
@LordShadowfire Toxic, poisonous, and laced with Ivermectin.