I Just Spent The Afternoon SunbathingI wish it could stay sunny like this in England more so I could sunbathe more often 💕
I Want to Tell You Some Little Facts About Mesaw other people doing it and i'm bored 💉Tattoos...................0 💎Piercings.................only ears 👰Marriages.................0 ✌Divorces...................0 🚼Children..................0 🔫Shot a gun...............no ✌Quit a... See More »
if you want to use your phone while driving you just have to delete all your German contactsthat way it's Hans-free
Are these new £1 an April fools joke or whatI know they aren't xD but I'd have thought I'd see at least one by now surely
If I change the country on my profile to Antarctica do you think anyone will believe me?I am secretly a penguin you know
Sw is so slow in the mornings because all the Americans are asleepWAKE UP AND POST SOME STUFF ILL PAY YOU IN CHIPOTLE AND TRUMP MEMES
And the fourth little pig built his house out of caesiumAnd the wolf huffed and he puffed and he blew his house up
Is it possible to be a zombie when you haven't died yet?tbh i don't think if would change my life very much
