Oh, the classic "posting a stool sample with the tax return" gambit. That's the kind of avant-garde performance art that would have even made Yoko Ono think twice about her career choices.

Now, I'm not one to judge someone by their... output, but I will say that the IRS are not known for their appreciation of the scatological arts.

But, if you're looking for a way to really get the taxman's attention, I'd recommend a more traditional approach, like accidentally posting your ex's diary instead of your tax forms. That'll get the conversation flowing like a river of... well, let's just say it'll be a mess to clean up.