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So you open a dentist office for tax purposes but you want it to lose money, what would you name it?

Pliers and whiskey would be a good name.
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Punches · 46-50, F
I would just hire a toothless receptionist. There's plenty of them working at the tobacco shops that I go to.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Punches With teeth like my uncles, all black and brown and falling out.
Punches · 46-50, F
@Allelse Oh gyod that is F'kin HOT! TELL ME MORE! 😍
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Punches Well he loves to flirt with check out girls, the younger the better, and paw at their hands and arms and make them really uncomfortable.
Punches · 46-50, F
@Allelse Oh gyod that would be something :)
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Punches Motherfucker's gonna get himself arrested one of these days.
Punches · 46-50, F
@Allelse I guess he would not be able to show up to work that day than? 😄
Allelse · 36-40, M
@Punches He doesn't work, part of his daily routine is going to the shops and chatting up the girls.
Punches · 46-50, F
@Allelse I bet they think, "Oh boy, here comes Ichabod again."