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windinhishair · 61-69, M
That may very well happen when he passes. I'm sure a few people on here (we all know who they are) will be spouting conspiracy theories of epic proportions involving lizard people, adrenal-gland eating liberal pedophile elites, Hunter Biden, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and George Soros. Others will start shooting minorities and immigrants.
LeopoldBloom · M
I’ll predict, even if he lives to 120 and dies in front of the entire Republican caucus, they will blame Hillary.
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windinhishair · 61-69, M
@plungesponge Her emails! Benghazi!
Slade · 56-60, M
LeopoldBloom · M
@Slade Trump wipes his ass with the Constitution.
Quetzalcoatlus · 46-50, M
They’ll pray to him like Jesus and make him a Christian prophet..
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@Quetzalcoatlus They will add the Book of Trump to the New Testament and worship his every word. His gravesite will become a shrine similar to Mecca, where the faithful must visit at least once during their lifetimes to show their loyalty.
plungesponge · 41-45, M
You gotta walk along the entire wall to pay homage
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@plungesponge All of it that exists, or just the 50 miles that he repaired and had the US pay for?
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
This is why I'm hoping he doesn't die until after he's politically unviable, because his supporters would believe every single possible conspiracy that makes him look like the victim. The party of personal responsibility are incapable of holding themselves personally responsible for anything. It's always someone else's fault
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softspokenman · M
🙀 Holy Cats! I thought that he already died. After his crucifixion from everyone being mean and unfair to him. 🙄 I forgot that on the third day that he defeated death becoming the first born of a new humanity. Then he walked out of his Golden Shrine in a golden orange light and defeated the Spiritual Forces of Evil and took them captive. When his doctor saw him he fell to his knees with arms wide apart and declared "It's Alive !" The King then ascended to his throne at Mar-A-Largoo where he now rules over his 'Kingdom'.
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Piper · 61-69, F
I don't think it is inevitable at all, that Trump will die in the next few years. If he does though, for whatever health related stated reason? It is surely inevitable that there will be "conspiracy" theories or outright certainty from many, that he was killed by someone in the "deep state"
Could be Barack Obama, 'the Clintons', Bill Gates or George Soros or...🙅
Could be Barack Obama, 'the Clintons', Bill Gates or George Soros or...🙅
ron122 · 41-45, M
No one will notice when Biden dies. We hardly ever see him. He's on vacation most of the time.
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
@ron122 lolwut? Remind how many times Trump went golfing?
ron122 · 41-45, M
@basilfawlty89 Look it up. If you add up the days Biden's been away (over 150) it's around 5 months.
Graylight · 51-55, F
Nah. He'll go just the way the leader of the Greensboro Baptist Church went. With barely a pause before the real world turns itself to real business.
PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M
I am sure De Santis is eager to help him along.
SW-User
Even if Hillary precedes the Orange Sh-tgibbon in death, she will still be blamed for it 🤣
And the MAGA Goons / Meal Team Six will use it as an excuse to start shooting at the nearest federal building
And the MAGA Goons / Meal Team Six will use it as an excuse to start shooting at the nearest federal building