Brits are willing to pay much higher tariffs to the US. On the condition they keep Meghan Markle and ginger pubes.

I've got some bad news Harry's back Pa.

It'll be a wash, and a sound financial decision, for Brits, considering the money saved on having them pay for their own protection. I'm just sorry he ever made her famous

The fifth in line to the throne is a very important position. It has been held by noble people like Princess Margaret and Prince Andrew before him.

Well and the hormone doped beef but mostly Harry and Meghan - Trumpo didnt get his tariffs in in time to block those two now we cant afford to have them back.

Well take Meghan and the Ginger, but you have to keep the Ginger's pubes