Is Your Girlfriend Actually A Chinese Spy? Know The Signs
She's a gorgeous Chinese woman who wants to go on a date with you: This is your first clue.
A babe, a smoking hot babe from the Orient, wants to see you romantically: You don't have that kind of game. Get it through your head.
A woman of Chinese descent, who is conventionally beautiful, is expressing some modicum of interest in you: It's spy or nothing, bud.
She is female, Chinese, and not ugly, yet wants to go out with a giant dweeb like yourself: Concerning.
A real-life human being of the opposite sex, who hails from the Far East, and is a total smoke show, claims to be physically attracted to you: Be honest with yourself, bro.
She is not blind, has seen you, and looks like a supermodel from the continent of Asia: Bad news on the spy front.
She is a Chinese "10," and you are whatever number you are: Espionage is literally the only explanation.
A babe, a smoking hot babe from the Orient, wants to see you romantically: You don't have that kind of game. Get it through your head.
A woman of Chinese descent, who is conventionally beautiful, is expressing some modicum of interest in you: It's spy or nothing, bud.
She is female, Chinese, and not ugly, yet wants to go out with a giant dweeb like yourself: Concerning.
A real-life human being of the opposite sex, who hails from the Far East, and is a total smoke show, claims to be physically attracted to you: Be honest with yourself, bro.
She is not blind, has seen you, and looks like a supermodel from the continent of Asia: Bad news on the spy front.
She is a Chinese "10," and you are whatever number you are: Espionage is literally the only explanation.
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