Sad news. It looks like Republicans will not be receiving their pretend $5000 bribery checks trump promised if they voted Red in the midterms.

Maybe he should have promised everyone a Trump phone.

hopegfullyill have ot have sex with him, then he can pay me off, and then get convicted for acountacny fraud

I'm still waiting on that $5,000 Doge check he promised everyone last year from firing all those federal employees. But I'll settle for the $2,000 check he promised everyone from the money made from tariffs that we never got.

Thanks for reminding

Say what you will about trump but so far he's given us $12,000 in pretend money, Did Biden ever give us that much pretend money?? Nooooooooooo he did not.

Thoughts and prayers being sent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

damn

he recently said to nuke cali tho right? now he'll offer every other blue state to get bombed too 😞 uh oh

In a round about way it will be the best pretend $5000 bribery check they never got. If republicans would of kept control - the cost of food and fuel would keep getting higher and higher. But now there is a chance of stopping that and that's priceless. Cheers!