Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%

Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.

Election officials believe a myriad of close races is attracting even more attention from voters than usual and it's very likely more people will vote on Election Day than is humanly possible.

Minnesota Secretary of State Steve Simon said, "It shouldn't be possible for this many people to vote, but here we are. Frankly, I think this is a real win for Democracy."

Early voting already accounts for approximately 90% of all eligible votes, with more expected on Election Day from Somalis and ghosts voting from beyond the grave.

"Watch out for ghosts! Hahahaha!" warned Minnesota DFL Party Chair Richard Carlbom. "They're gonna' get ya'!"

U.S. Senate candidate Michel Tafoya (R), issued a formal complaint with the governor's office, calling on state officials to secure voter rolls and prevent what she argues is evidence of a rigged election. Gov. Tim Walz responded by calling her a fascist.

At publishing time, the governor's office had assured voters this would be the most secure election ever.

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TexChik · F

The DOJ has lots of poll Watchers in Minnesota and California. The kind that can't be forced to leave so the libs can break out the fake votes...because they have badges.

You know the cheat is going to be epic, as will be the fallout for all of those pollworkers who break the law.

Thinkerbell · 46-50, F

At publishing time, it was also disclosed that NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is delighted with the projected voter turnout in Minnesota. "It just goes to show what true democracy can do... with proper motivation. And my hat's off to establishments like the Quality Learing Center, who watch the children of voters who are busy filling out ballots," said the broadly grinning Mayor, according to inside sources who spoke on condition of anonymity.

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ron122 · 46-50, M

@Richard65 Well wouldn't you know Richie the commie would show up to support fellow commie Mamdani.

Richard65 · M

@ron122 hey Ron, did Trump buy any more of Putin's oil lately...? 🤔

ron122 · 46-50, M

@Richard65 Don't try deflecting commie.

ron122 · 46-50, M

It may take a few days or weeks to count all the illegal and dead people votes.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

130% turn-out.

Errr...

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ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Gibbon Oh of course it's an estimate, but how does a claim of a turn-out greater than its population work?

If a region's electorate is, say, 10 million, it cannot collect 13 million votes! Yet that's what the "sources" seem to claim.

Unless of course, this is one of Sunsporter's satirical posts. If it is, it's less obviously so than most of his! :)

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@ArishMell exactly! That's the whole damn problem! Satirical post or not? These kind of numbers have actually shown up in investigations. Nobody talks about it. That's why people say if they don't cheat, they can't win. What did the investigation turn up? Oh, there's no cheating. The overall count in the 2020 elections is a boondoggle. The numbers are overall impossible, and yet the day of elections said and done, there was nothing wrong with it. Clean cut, no problems at all.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Gibbon Well, let's hope every State has a high turn-out and no voting irregularitries.

(I suspect the amount of wong-doing is far, far less than all the talk about it suggests!)

Nimbus · M

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