He's a lot like a reflecting pool... Very shallow...

I'd love to see Trump personally meet the soldiers at the gate, and tell someone who doesn't quite meet the standard that he's not fit enough.

Does that mean obese out of shape Trump isn't welcome at his own party?

Makes sense as it is a competition

Guess that leaves paranoid Petey Boy Kegsbreath out—he can’t do a single regulation chin up and we have the video to prove it.

Not to mention he fails to meet grooming standards.