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Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die

Former First Lady Dr. Jill Biden revealed in an interview that she thought her husband Joe was having a stroke during the 2024 Presidential debate, which is why she left him up on stage to die.

Dr. Biden explained that, until the debate, she had never once heard Joe mumble incoherent nonsense for an hour straight. Fearful that her spouse must be having an active stroke, Dr. Biden sat back to let nature take its course.

"I didn't think there was blood getting to his brain and that he could die at any moment. That's why I let him stay up there, to just see what happened," explained the former First Lady. "The more he babbled and drooled, the more sure I was that there was a clot causing rapid neurological decompensation. So, I left him on stage to keel over and die."

Seeing that her husband had somehow survived the apparent stroke, Dr. Jill met him on stage to praise his performance and take him to the after-party. "I was sure that Joe had just survived a massive ischemic stroke," recalled Dr. Biden. "We had no idea what impairments he might be left with or if he was still in danger. So, I got everyone chanting ‘four more years' and took Joe on to the next campaign event."

At publishing time, a stunned Dr. Jill Biden had seen her husband's latest speech and feared he had just had another stroke.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was also disclosed that NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is furious about Dr Biden's disclosures. "This is exactly what's been wrong with the old, senile Democratic establishment! I can't wait until AOC displaces that old fossil Schumer as Senator from New York, so as to advance the Marxist wave of the future in America!" shouted the Mayor, according to inside sources who spoke on condition of anonymity.

dont worry jill beans
we all thought he was straight up dead..
IM5688 · 70-79, M
More proof that Jill Biden should be charged with elder abuse and that all she cares about was having power.
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

 
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