Politics aside, do you think JD Vance is hot? Work that guyliner!

I'm sure the couch had some thoughts on the subject.

Which of the many renditions?

sure... he's hot in exactly the way a paper bag full of fresh vomit is hot...

He looks like he did his makeup in the dark.

Then again Trump looks like he got his spray tan from the cheapest place in the mall 30 years ago.

He looks like a badly designed novelty toy from a packet of cornflakes.

🤮