Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America

Pouring gravy all over your fries for some reason: We're not sure why you do it, but you're clearly the best at it.

Being kind of French, but not totally French: Canadians can feel proud to have mastered the art of being vaguely, somewhat, almost French.

Celebrating Thanksgiving in the wrong month: This really sets you guys apart from the people who do it the right way.

Apologizing: No need to feel sorry about this one. But you probably will.

Euthanasia: No other nation on this side of the globe systematically kills the sick, elderly, and disabled like you guys. Bravo.

Embracing Communism: You're really giving Cuba a run for its money.

Hockey: Oh wait…