Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today
Eat some tacos: They were probably made by illegal immigrants, but even if they weren't, they're still delicious.
Perform routine maintenance on your agent-ramming SUV: Running down ICE is best done with proper oil changes and tire pressure checks.
Go sit in a Target: This will definitely accomplish... something.
Wear a sombrero at all times so ICE will chase you and the illegals can run away: Throw in a fake mustache for extra effect.
Spend years building up a tolerance to pepper spray and tear gas: Nothing wrong with playing the long game.
Add a new verse to John Lennon's "Imagine": It's the go-to tactic for standing up to right-wing fascism.
Make sure all photographs of you are edited to make you more attractive: In case anything happens to you, you'll look much better on the news and get a lot more sympathy.
Crochet a rainbow shawl with "NO ICE" on it: It's gay and it's for a good cause.
Storm the Capitol: Because standing up to the government is OK again now.
Post a TikTok video of you screaming at the top of your lungs: Nothing gets your point across like sounding like a total loon.
Wear a button on your designer gown at an exclusive Hollywood awards ceremony: If you're a famous actress, everyone will listen to you.
Get elected governor so you can stop obeying laws: Simple and effective.
Perform routine maintenance on your agent-ramming SUV: Running down ICE is best done with proper oil changes and tire pressure checks.
Go sit in a Target: This will definitely accomplish... something.
Wear a sombrero at all times so ICE will chase you and the illegals can run away: Throw in a fake mustache for extra effect.
Spend years building up a tolerance to pepper spray and tear gas: Nothing wrong with playing the long game.
Add a new verse to John Lennon's "Imagine": It's the go-to tactic for standing up to right-wing fascism.
Make sure all photographs of you are edited to make you more attractive: In case anything happens to you, you'll look much better on the news and get a lot more sympathy.
Crochet a rainbow shawl with "NO ICE" on it: It's gay and it's for a good cause.
Storm the Capitol: Because standing up to the government is OK again now.
Post a TikTok video of you screaming at the top of your lungs: Nothing gets your point across like sounding like a total loon.
Wear a button on your designer gown at an exclusive Hollywood awards ceremony: If you're a famous actress, everyone will listen to you.
Get elected governor so you can stop obeying laws: Simple and effective.
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