Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs
The neighbors ate your pets: Your dog and your cat.
There are tampons in the men's restrooms: Something doesn't seem right.
There are no plans to build a Buc-ee's in your state: A clear sign there's no hope where you are.
The same crackhead on the bus stabbed you for the 6th time this month: Even though you specifically asked him to stop after the 5th time.
The 12th "Learing Center" in town just opened up down the street: Doesn't feel like there's enough demand for that many.
You're facing felony charges for possessing a gas-powered lawnmower: They're really serious about climate change.
Your grocery store only sells bananas and rice: It's not like that's all anyone around you eats, it just all anyone around you eats.
State taxes are 103% of your income: Seems a bit high.
You need subtitles to understand your elected officials' speeches: What language is that, anyway?
You are not L, G, B, T, nor Q: You don't belong here.
Your breakfast is ruined by the Islamic call to prayer every morning: It's hard to enjoy a bowl of Lucky Charms with all that racket.
You're an American: Obviously in the minority.
There are tampons in the men's restrooms: Something doesn't seem right.
There are no plans to build a Buc-ee's in your state: A clear sign there's no hope where you are.
The same crackhead on the bus stabbed you for the 6th time this month: Even though you specifically asked him to stop after the 5th time.
The 12th "Learing Center" in town just opened up down the street: Doesn't feel like there's enough demand for that many.
You're facing felony charges for possessing a gas-powered lawnmower: They're really serious about climate change.
Your grocery store only sells bananas and rice: It's not like that's all anyone around you eats, it just all anyone around you eats.
State taxes are 103% of your income: Seems a bit high.
You need subtitles to understand your elected officials' speeches: What language is that, anyway?
You are not L, G, B, T, nor Q: You don't belong here.
Your breakfast is ruined by the Islamic call to prayer every morning: It's hard to enjoy a bowl of Lucky Charms with all that racket.
You're an American: Obviously in the minority.
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