Trump to address Nation prime-time on Wed Dec 17th. Place your bets folks.

And let’s not forget to elevate another long overlooked royalty…we need Arch Duke Chocula 😂

"The greatest economy the world has ever seen...A+++++." "Inflation is Biden's fault." "Affordability crisis is a hoax." "Grocery prices are Biden's fault." "Unemployment is the lowest ever." "High unemployment is Biden's fault." "Tariffs have brought in $50 trillion dollars." "You all are little piggies."

1. Anyone calling him diaper donny, dementia donny, or cheeto benito will now be charged with treason and deported to Sudan

2. Turtles are illegal because they're woke

3. 2 hour speech on how he invented Pennsylvania, left turns, and boiled potatoes.

4. Just a video of him asleep at his desk.

Those all seem about equally likely.


Edit: Jesus christ I wasn't far off - https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/trump-believes-invented-word-caravan-1564885

Wait, I know, I know. He's announcing we're building an Arc de Triomphe, because the people deserve this.

Sadly I think it will be more like a Temu version of a Nuremberg rally.

The only question is which drug is he gonna take beforehand cocaine or meth? He seems to favor cocaine before big speeches especially of late.

COME ON BUD DWYER

Having promised the release of the Epstein files on Friday, the name of Friday is being changed to Trump day..So"No Files for You!😷