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"Nobody knows what magnets are"

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Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Magnets are those things that attract metal. And what Old Ken was using to treat his prostate cancer. He'd lost his magnets at some point. You don't want to know where on his person I found it.
Nanoose · 70-79, M
When Trump was talking about magnets he said magnets lose their power when they get wet (they don’t).
And then he said – he could drop a glass of water onto a magnet and it would lose its power. A sane person would drop the magnet into the glass to prove their point. But not Trump – drop the glass on the magnet and make a wet dangerous mess. Cheers!
Nanoose · 70-79, M
Well maybe nobody knows what magnets are. But everybody knows not to look directly into a solar eclipse without protective eye ware – like Trump did. Cheers!
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Nanoose · 70-79, M
@MoveAlong He did but a standard size lamp socket was much too large for his tiny penis. So he started sticking it in Christmas tree light sockets which have a much smaller socket. Cheers!
MoveAlong · 70-79, M
This is what magnets are for:

meJess · F
@MoveAlong isn’t that woolly face?
BorealPedant · 41-45, M
oh my god he said it twice imagine losing to this man repeatedly
Wol62 · 51-55, M
If the magnet is powerful enough you can take off a knights armour!
Northwest · M
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