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Republicans Donate $50 Million To Kamala 2028 Campaign

After word that Kamala Harris had not ruled out another Presidential run, Republicans have generously donated $50 million to her 2028 campaign.

The donors stated that there simply was no one else that they would rather see representing the Democratic party.

"We love what Kamala brings to the table," said Republican donor Jerry Gondolin. "She has everything we want in a Democratic candidate. Honestly, I can't think of anyone better to give our money to. At least, since Joe Biden is unavailable."

The Republican National Committee has also announced a matching donation up to $500 million for any Democratic donors who would like to support the cause. "If there's anything we can do to get Democrats on board with Kamala, count us in," said RNC chair Joe Gruters. "We would like nothing more than to partner with Democrats to make this happen. This is what real bipartisanship looks like."

At publishing time, Republicans had asked all their registered members to please go ahead and put "Kamala 2028" signs in their yard.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was disclosed that Joe Biden is incensed at this sudden outpouring of Republican support for Kamala Harris. "I don't understand it," fumed Biden. "Just because I had a cold and jet lag and had one bad debate last year, they're all jumping on board with Kamala. I'm sharp as a tack, fit as a fiddle, and ready to run again in 2028. I even have irrefutable medical certification of my fitness by Dr Jill," as quoted by exclusive sources close to the matter.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

Tell Karine Jean-Pierre, Ellie.

She quit her gaslighting for the Democrats, even though you never did, always doing your party-line bit, no matter how transparently absurd, inadvertently contributing to Trump's re-election.


"And the codger never faltered, never once the Dem-line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell Tell MTG🤣😂😝🤣😂


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P.S. Let us know when Karine Jean-Pierre, as a republican, wins THREE congressional elections! As usual, you're floundering. 🤣😂😝🤣😂
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

Let me know when MTG becomes Trump's press sec'y, Ellie.

As usual, you're floundering. 🤣😂😝🤣😂

"And the codger never faltered, never once the Dem-line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
PatKirby · M
Pretty smart actually. This would ensure their blowout loss.

I'm all for what Napoleon meant when he said "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake", but in this case an exception is most welcome - help them buckle under their own dead weight permanently.
GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M
Nice to help an alcoholic.
Nimbus · M
I'd throw in a few $s myself ;)
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PatKirby · M
@RachelLia2003
Yep, and Willie Brown seize her property.
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GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M
@GuidanceCounselor "If Ivanka weren't my daughter ..."

He just might be a pedophile if ...




... He told Howard Stern during a radio interview that his lower age limit for a sex partner was "above 12";
... He invited a notorious pedophile to his wedding;
... He bragged about barging in on undressed teen pageant contestants;
... Katie Johnson says she was 13 when raped by him;
... He suggested his 16 year old daughter was so "hot" he'd be dating her if not related;
... His 17 year old daughter told him he couldn't "date" anyone younger than herself;
... His admin is trying to overturn the law requiring clergy to report child sexual abuse;
... He refers to a visit to Pedo Island as "a privilege"
... It took 1000 FBI agents working in shifts for three weeks to redact all mentions of him from the Epstein files
... He sent a birthday card to a notorious pedophile mentioning "wonderful secrets"





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Whataboutism doesn't excuse your pedophile!!

MAGA's dilemma


GOP is hard at work earning their new name!!

GuidanceCounselor · 56-60, M
@ElwoodBlues ashley bidens diary is rather interesting
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