People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire

Anti-Israel protestors denounced the Trump-brokered ceasefire in Israel after months of demanding that Trump broker a peace deal in Gaza.

"Ugh!" protestor Jenny Martinez declared. "When we chanted ‘CEASEFIRE NOW!' we didn't mean like this. Not one Trump arranged. We meant one arranged by Hamas that would end in the annihilation of all Jews."

The protestors railed against the ceasefire deal and accused Israel of trying to control President Trump. Martinez said it's clear the peace deal is just one more step in Israel's evil agenda.

"Israel clearly doesn't want their people completely wiped off the face of the earth… this is the reason they're controlling the President. FREE PALESTINE!"

Advocates for a ceasefire in Gaza expressed frustration after learning over the weekend that a ceasefire was officially agreed upon and in effect. Many worried that this new change meant that they would have to find real jobs now.

"If there's a ceasefire, I can't spend my days going to ‘Ceasefire Now' protests," activist Mark Williams said. "I can't get a job! My only skills are yelling at Trump online and making protest signs."

At publishing time, protestors turned their focus to fighting against the Trump administration's efforts to broker peace between dogs and cats.