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Governor Pritzker Activates 100 Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants In War Against ICE

Seeking to ramp up his opposition force against the invasion of federal agents seeking to enforce the law, Governor JB Pritzker activated 100 battalions of illegal immigrants in Illinois's war against ICE.

The governor initiated an aggressive new plan to call up to active duty more of his state's illegal alien army to match the growing presence of ICE personnel sent by the Trump administration to apprehend criminals for deportation, signaling a troubling new build-up in the ongoing conflict.

"We need more of our troops on the ground," Pritzker told reporters when making the announcement. "We've got to fight fire with fire here. If Trump keeps sending more and more ICE agents into our territory, I'm left with no choice but to match it by calling more of our illegal immigrant battalions into service. I'm not one to throw my weight around — because it's dangerous — but I'm going to show the president who's in charge of the state of Illinois. It's actually the violent migrant gangs, but I'm a close second."

When asked if the state's battalions of illegal immigrants would be a match for federal troops, Pritzker was confident. "Our boys are well-prepared," he said. "Especially the battle-hardened 2nd Airborne MS-13 Division. They've spent years practicing for this by terrorizing and shooting people out in the streets. They're up to the task. Check out those tattoos. One guy had a tattoo of a cheeseburger. Anyone else feel like grabbing a burger?"

At publishing time, sources said Pritzker was considering calling California Governor Gavin Newsom to request that he send reinforcements from California's vast army of illegal aliens.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, the well-known SW Democrat apologist, @ElwoodBlues, was asked to comment about his use of a whataboutism, when he only recently had berated @sunsporter1649 for use of the same. "Oh, it's quite all right when someone like me does it," replied Blues. "After all, I and those of like opinion are warriors for truth and justice, so any hypocrisy goes," sources close to the matter reported.

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell Actually, @sunsporter1649's chosen topic was the level of violence in Portland, for which he posted undated images from an unknown source. Which is problematic; see below. In fact, a google image search shows NONE of his images are from present-day Portland.

My post was on the same topic, showing DHS Sec Kristi Noem surveyed the “chaos” from the roof of a Portland ICE facility this week. My ON-TOPIC post has dates, locations, and an identifiable person camouflaged in the fitted jeans and high-heeled boots of a typical theatre arts major🤣😂

Republicans Caught Using Fake Image to Lie About Portland “Riots” October 7, 2025

... But the images posted by Republicans didn’t show Portland at all, according to The Guardian.

The image of shield-carrying police officers was from Getty Images, showing “South American riot police” in 2008. Their shields clearly read “Policia,” which is Spanish or Portuguese. Other images taken by the same photographer around the same time indicate that these police were in Ecuador.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/republicans-caught-using-fake-image-142105262.html
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

The topic of THIS post by sunsporter is ICE operations in Chicago, which you answered with your Portland whataboutism. 🙄

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell No, the topic of THIS post by sunstroke is a COMPLETE FANTASY!!
Governor Pritzker Activates 100 Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants
You didn't actually believe that, did you???
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues Today, Mayor Brandon Johnson signed the “ICE Free Zone” executive order, which creates clear mechanisms to prohibit federal immigration agents from using any City-owned property in their ongoing operations in Chicago. The order expands upon Mayor Johnson’s Protecting Chicago initiative, inviting local businesses and community organizations to join the citywide effort to safeguard our communities, while advancing measures to rein in the reckless behavior of federal immigration agents.

“We will not tolerate ICE agents violating our residents’ constitutional rights nor will we allow the federal government to disregard our local authority. ICE agents are detaining elected officials, tear-gassing protestors, children, and Chicago police officers, and abusing Chicago residents. We will not stand for that in our city,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “With this Executive Order, Chicago stands firm in protecting the Constitutional rights of our residents and immigrant communities and upholding our democracy.”

Mayor Johnson’s most recent Protecting Chicago executive order comes following documented use of Chicago Public Schools parking lots and a City-owned parking lot at Harrison and Kedzie as staging sites for federal immigration enforcement operations, a violation of Chicago’s Welcoming City Ordinance. The use of City resources for these actions erodes trust between immigrant communities and the City, weakening the relationships that are essential to ensuring community safety and constitutional policing.

Under Mayor Johnon’s leadership, the City is taking swift and decisive action to prevent these transgressions and wield municipal power to protect the safety, dignity, and human rights of every Chicagoan, regardless of race, religion, immigration status, or national origin. As ordered by Mayor Johnson, City Departments and agencies will identify all spaces that have been or may be used for federal immigration enforcement operations. City workers will then ensure that all such properties exhibit clear signage stating:

This property is owned and/or controlled by the City of Chicago.

It may not be used for civil immigration enforcement, including as a:

Staging area

Processing location

Operations base

City Departments and Agencies are directed to implement this order within five days. This could include, but is not limited to, ensuring that, wherever possible, physical barriers such as locked gates are used to limit access to City property for the purpose of federal immigration enforcement.

The measure directs that City employees immediately report any attempted use of City property for immigration enforcement; any such instance will be reported to the Office of the Mayor and the Corporation Counsel.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

No, the topic of THIS post by sunsporter is about ICE operations in CHICAGO (not your Portland whataboutism), and is a Babylon Bee PARODY of Pritzger's reaction to those operations.

But you knew that all along, Ellie, and are just trying to save a little whataboutism face now. 🙄

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell
Governor Pritzker Activates 100 Battalions Of Illegal Immigrants
You didn't actually believe that, did you???
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

Of course I knew it was a PARODY, so no, I didn't believe it was literally
true, to answer your silly question. 🙄

But you're still trying to save a little face, Ellie. Try harder. 🤭

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell My face is fine. I've demonstrated that you reich-wingers don't have a shred of evidence for your Portland Reichstag Fire. You are trying to divert & distract with nit-picking.
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@sunsporter1649 You STILL can't find a shred of evidence for your Portland Reichstag Fire🤣😂
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

You're STILL trying to save a shred of face, Ellie. 🤭

THIS post is about CHICAGO, not Portland, your feverish (and
hypocritical) whataboutism efforts notwithstanding. 🤣😂

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
@Thinkerbell You prefer this report from Chicago??

Terrible things are happening outside.
At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are being separated. Children come home from school and to find that their parents have disappeared.
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues "Chicago records 22 shootings and four murders over the weekend amid feud with feds
Weekend violence includes drive-by shooting of 16-year-old and argument that left man shot twice in chest"
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

Anne Frank was writing about Chicago...? 🤔

You whiffed yet again, Ellie. 🤭

"...and the codger never faltered, never once the Dem line altered,
Always fudged and always paltered..."
PatKirby · M
@sunsporter1649

Sustained!

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@Thinkerbell Anne Frank was writing about the experience of being suddenly made "illegal."

Kinda like when tRump revoked refugee status and temporary protected status on hundreds of thousands of people. Those refugees and TPS people entered the US legally under the 8 U.S.C. § 1158 Asylum laws. They did NOT commit the crime of illegal entry.

And then tRump's government declared them illegal. And started grabbing them off the street; no Miranda rights, no phone call; just shipping them across state borders too fast for due process to keep up. And some are moved across national borders to concentration camps. Just like Anne Frank & her family. And just like two of my great grandparents who later perished in a concentration camp in 1943.

tRump and his brownshirts (when they're not trying to start a Reichstag fire in Portland) are doing that now, in 2025, in America. And you & sunstroke are cheering them on.
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PatKirby · M
@sunsporter1649

'Illegans', I like that. Gonna use that!👍
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@PatKirby illegal hooligans