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Newsom Announces He Is Anti-Crime Until Next Election

Gavin Newsom's poll numbers have skyrocketed after he recently announced that he will be anti-crime until the next election.

"We all know how much I love crime, but I've decided to temporarily reverse that stance and start prosecuting crime," said Newsom in a statement. "It turns out people don't like crime."

"Please rest assured, I will go right back to ignoring crime as soon as I'm elected," insisted Newsom. "I'm not a MAGA fascist, after all."

Sources say police departments in the state are already responding to the Governor's new initiative by arresting violent criminals who need to be arrested. "Wow, this is great! I've always wanted to know what it felt like to be a real cop who arrests bad guys," said one cop who's been with a cop for 10 years. "Thanks, Gavin!"

"In California, crime doesn't pay," said Newsom, sporting a cool new orange hairdo and makeup. "Gee, I sound pretty tough, huh? Vote for me!"

At publishing time, Newsom was forced to end the crackdown as there was no more room in the prisons.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was further learned that Governor Gavin Newsom has canceled the California high-speed railroad project, and will use the money for a crash prison construction program instead. "Rest assured," said the Governor, "The prison program will go no further than the railroad program ever did, but by the time this becomes apparent, I will be President," sources close to the Governor disclosed.
@Thinkerbell Living rent-free in your head, is he??


Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

Newsom is riding Ellie the T-Rex, his reflexive partisan defender.

Riding that partisan T-Rex didn't turn out well for Biden or Kamala. 🤭
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues Got any water in those fire hydrants yet?
Rent free!!

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sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues
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Vin53 · M
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@Vin53

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California has a huge budget problem that could force thorny decisions from Democratic leaders who enjoyed a more than $100 billion surplus just three years ago.

This is the second year in a row the nation’s most populous state is facing a multibillion-dollar shortfall. State revenues have continued to fall amid increasing inflation and a slowdown in the state’s usually robust technology industry.

Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced his plan to address the deficit in the state’s budget. The release of his plan kicks off a budget negotiation marathon with Democratic lawmakers, who hold supermajorities in both chambers.

Newsom and lawmakers have until June 15 to pass a budget, or lawmakers don’t get paid.

Newsom proposed a $288 billion spending plan on Friday for the fiscal year that starts July 1. That is well below the nearly $311 billion budget he signed into law last year. But it is still by far the largest of any state in the country. New York recently passed a $237 billion budget, and Texas and Florida spend far less annually.

It’s complicated. Newsom announced on Friday a $26.7 billion deficit, but it’s really closer to $45 billion. That’s because Newsom didn’t include roughly $17.3 billion worth of actions he and lawmakers already agreed on. Those included a cut of $3.6 billion in primarily one-time funding to some school, welfare and climate programs. The plan also delays and defers about $5.2 billion in spending for various programs, including $1 billion to fund rail and public transit systems.
Vin53 · M
@sunsporter1649 Updated "Big Three" Revenue OutlookAugust 21, 2025
Revenues Presently on a Path to Beat Budget Expectations. Our updated forecast anticipates revenues from the state’s three largest taxes (income, corporation, and sales) will come in above the level assumed in the recently adopted state budget. This upgraded outlook is entirely attributable to higher expectations for income tax collections. Income tax collections are being driven higher by enthusiasm around artificial intelligence, which has pushed the stock market to record highs and boosted compensation among the state’s tech works. Given this, we suggest approaching the improved revenue outlook with guarded optimism. Further, the state was expected to enter the next budget cycle with a sizable operating deficit. This fact, combined with the state's complicated Constitutional budget rules, means revenue improvements are likely to translate to smaller deficits, rather than new budget capacity.

In short, Cali has always walked away in the black whilst its red little brothers are lining up in the welfare line waiting for CA to pay for their food.
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@Vin53 anticipares....expectations....the usual bullschiff. By the way, hows that railroad coming along?
4meAndyou · F
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