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Gavin Newsom Vows To Double California’s Violent Crime If Trump Doesn’t Stop Cleaning Up D.C.

In his ongoing public sparring with the administration over its agenda, Governor Gavin Newsom vowed to double California's violent crime rate if President Donald Trump refused to stop cleaning up Washington, D.C.

Acting as a constant and vocal opponent to Trump's policies, Newsom took things up a notch this week by promising to offset any progress Trump might make in his attempt to crack down on crime in the nation's capital by promoting even more violent crime in the Golden State.

"If Trump insists on lowering crime in D.C., then we're going to commit crimes even harder here in California," Newsom said in a video statement on social media. "We simply cannot allow him to get away with fundamentally changing the fabric of our nation by protecting innocent, law-abiding citizens from violent crime in our major cities. This ‘crackdown' on violent crime is a crackdown on America itself. Here in California, we're committed to spearheading the increase of murders, rapes, assaults, robberies, and all the other horrible crimes Trump seems to be dead-set on eliminating. Join me in standing up to Trump and his fascist agenda to make American cities safer."

Newsom reportedly set up a special task force to come up with a plan to increase violent crime in the state if Trump followed through on his promise to curb crime in Washington, D.C., including supplying criminals with the tools and resources they need to carry out their abominable acts. "I'm here to help," Newsom continued. "I've been a friend to criminals my whole career, and I'm proud to stand by them against President Trump's dangerous policies to promote safety."

At publishing time, Newsom was last seen carjacking an old lady's vehicle in downtown Sacramento.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was also learned that former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi fully endorses the Governor's plans. "It's simply outrageous that Trump should be cracking down on criminals in the District of Columbia... criminals who are only exercising their unalienable right to the liberty to earn a living and pursue happiness," she said, according to sources close to the matter.
I could almost believe this isn't satire.
IM5688 · 61-69, M
Wouldn't surprise me one bit if this were true.
Vin53 · M
You are such a willing patsy, crime in D.C. is at its lowest in 30 yrs. trump just doesn't want the news leading with how he won't release Epstein's list of fellow molesters which he's the lead name in.
ron122 · 41-45, M
The sad part is, the democrats really do support violent crime.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ron122

They've painted themselves into another corner.
Vin53 · M
Pfffftttt....what a crock 'o shit.

 
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