7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy
Fentanyl: Trump has seriously impacted the humble cartel drug mule industry.
Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?
Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.
Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.
Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.
The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a mystery.
Court settlements for Ivy League civil rights violations: Settlements used to be a dime a dozen, but now Harvard is in danger of going bankrupt. What will we do without Harvard?
It's getting bad out there. THANKS, TRUMP.
Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?
Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.
Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.
Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.
The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a mystery.
Court settlements for Ivy League civil rights violations: Settlements used to be a dime a dozen, but now Harvard is in danger of going bankrupt. What will we do without Harvard?
It's getting bad out there. THANKS, TRUMP.
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