Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story

New York Times — Quiet Middle Eastern Community Devastated By Unprovoked Trump Attack

Fox News — Trump Neutralizes Terrifying Iran Nuclear Threat With Mere Seconds To Spare

New York Post — AYATOLL-YA SO!Iran Out Of Luck As Trump Drops Bodacious Bunker Buster

CNN — Trump Cruelly Deprives Poor Iranian Children Of Nuclear Weapon They've Always Dreamed Of

MSNBC — Iran Is Now The George Floyd Of The Middle East

BBC News — REMINDER: Next Call To Prayer Is In One Hour. Allahu Akbar.

One America News — Yay Trump For Avoiding War - Oh Wait, He Bombed Iran? Really? I Mean, Yay Trump For Bombing Iran

Vice — I Took Fentanyl And Slept With A Penguin

Vogue — 5 Kinky Tricks You Can Try In The Bedroom To Show Your Support For Iran

Not The Bee — Trump Just Bombed The Snot Out Of Iran And The Responses Are STRAIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🤣

The Babylon Bee — Iranian Nuclear Facility Escapes Bombing By Identifying As Mar A Lago (That's Right We Just Have The One Joke)

Al-Jazeera — TRUMP JUST BOMBED OUR HEADQUARTERS!!!

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Karachi Times: At publishing time, it was disclosed that the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, has fled to Pakistan, and is negotiating with the leadership there for a nuclear weapon, which he plans to take back with him to Iran. If he succeeds in this venture, it is believed that he will be promoted to Grand Ayatollah, sources close to the situation said.