Latest From The White House: Biden Is A Robot

@Ghostinthemachine If intelligence keeps declining, they will think it is brilliant.

@ninalanyon I figure by saying Biden was executed made it believable for them. Because it fit into their other conspiracys like Biden was being controlled. Plus deep down some of them believed Biden should be executed. Cheers!

@trollslayer The Onion is a respected science journal compared to what comes out of Washington these days.

@Punches I think he said somethings, like end the Russian war ... but maybe not everything

@sstronaut Yeah that was one of his grandiose promises. I guess he thought he would go in, let a magic f4rt, and the war would just stop.

@MoveAlong I swear to God he never jokes. He just says things, and depending on how people respond, he pretends he was joking.

@LordShadowfire I think you nailed it.

@trollslayer I don't know, either. It's hard to keep track of all the conspiracy nonsense going around.

@Punches
Trump's campaign promises are mostly fluff, so he needs Biden, Hillary and even Obama as excuses for his continued failure to deliver on his campaign promises.

I'm sure the MAGAs will say: "he secured the border". He did block illegals immigrants from entering the country, but tha'ts not "securing" the border. Drugs continue to flow through, using legitimate entry points.

Instead of focusing on what he's doing, every single appearance of his is partially filled with Biden blaming. And that applies whether he's in the US, or internationally.

His voters were expecting lower grocery prices, NOT a better economy, because the US economy has been flying high, unstopped. With the exception of when started his on again, off again, tariff war, with variable tariff rates (no strategy).

They certainly did not vote for his Luxury plane, but the cult thinks he should have it, but it's OK if their kids do without having more than 2 dolls and one pencil.