10 People Trump Is Sending To The Reopened Alcatraz

Every person who attended the Met Gala: High crimes against fashion warrant severe penalties.

Kathleen Kennedy: For the murder of Star Wars and millions of childhoods.

Skeletor: He has a skull for a face. That seems dangerous.

The guy who came up with multi-factor authentication: Even the darkest, dirtiest solitary confinement is too nice.

Liz Cheney: Traitors must be punished.

The Hamburglar: Decades of stealing hamburgers have finally caught up with him.

Losers and haters: Get 'em outta here.

Nicolas Cage: It was really entertaining when he was sent there last time.

The entire panel from The View: They must be kept away from decent, law-abiding citizens.

Steve: He knows what he did.