10 People Trump Is Sending To The Reopened Alcatraz
Every person who attended the Met Gala: High crimes against fashion warrant severe penalties.
Kathleen Kennedy: For the murder of Star Wars and millions of childhoods.
Skeletor: He has a skull for a face. That seems dangerous.
The guy who came up with multi-factor authentication: Even the darkest, dirtiest solitary confinement is too nice.
Liz Cheney: Traitors must be punished.
The Hamburglar: Decades of stealing hamburgers have finally caught up with him.
Losers and haters: Get 'em outta here.
Nicolas Cage: It was really entertaining when he was sent there last time.
The entire panel from The View: They must be kept away from decent, law-abiding citizens.
Steve: He knows what he did.

Kathleen Kennedy: For the murder of Star Wars and millions of childhoods.
Skeletor: He has a skull for a face. That seems dangerous.
The guy who came up with multi-factor authentication: Even the darkest, dirtiest solitary confinement is too nice.
Liz Cheney: Traitors must be punished.
The Hamburglar: Decades of stealing hamburgers have finally caught up with him.
Losers and haters: Get 'em outta here.
Nicolas Cage: It was really entertaining when he was sent there last time.
The entire panel from The View: They must be kept away from decent, law-abiding citizens.
Steve: He knows what he did.
