Dems Gather At George Soros's House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man to defeat billionaire Elon Musk with a "Down With Billionaires" victory party at George Soros's house.
"Hurrah! We have defeated the billionaires, and it's all thanks to George Soros!" shouted the Democrats between bites of caviar. "Power to the people!"
As the crowd settled in for the $50,000 per plate dinner, chairman of the Madison DNC chapter Tommy Darnold rose to speak. "Wisconsin Democrats have proven once and for all that money can't buy elections," said Darnold. "We want to take just a brief moment to thank our host George Soros for helping us show that billionaires have no place meddling in politics. Let's raise a glass for a toast. To George!"
At publishing time, Dems had asked Soros if he wouldn't mind sponsoring their new "Eat The Rich" ad campaign.
"Hurrah! We have defeated the billionaires, and it's all thanks to George Soros!" shouted the Democrats between bites of caviar. "Power to the people!"
As the crowd settled in for the $50,000 per plate dinner, chairman of the Madison DNC chapter Tommy Darnold rose to speak. "Wisconsin Democrats have proven once and for all that money can't buy elections," said Darnold. "We want to take just a brief moment to thank our host George Soros for helping us show that billionaires have no place meddling in politics. Let's raise a glass for a toast. To George!"
At publishing time, Dems had asked Soros if he wouldn't mind sponsoring their new "Eat The Rich" ad campaign.
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