Elon Drops Perfect Response to Leftist Outrage as DOGE Finds ‘Vampires’ in Social Security Database While Reportedly Discovering Millions of Instances
In a startling revelation that could signal one of the largest cases of government waste in U.S. history, data shared by Elon Musk indicates millions of deceased Americans may still be listed as eligible for Social Security benefits, including some supposedly aged over 360 years old.
The findings have sparked immediate concerns about potential fraud and systemic failures within one of the nation’s largest federal programs. Meanwhile, leftists have warned about the dangers of Musk having access to such personal information.
The billionaire responded to the latter fears in typical Musk fashion: “Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL.”
He continued: “Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as ‘ALIVE’ when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem. Obviously. Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second.”
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has launched an urgent investigation into potential widespread fraud within the Social Security Administration (SSA) after Musk published shocking statistics on his X platform showing over 20 million Americans listed as being over 100 years old in the agency’s database.
The Daily Mail reported that according to the data, which Musk presented in a detailed spreadsheet, the SSA’s records include 3.9 million people aged 130-139, more than 3.5 million in the 140-149 range and over 1.3 million supposedly between 150-159 years old.
Perhaps most incredibly, the database lists at least one “living” recipient as being over 360 years old, raising serious questions about the agency’s record-keeping practices.
“According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!” Musk wrote on X.
“Maybe the Twilight Zone is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security.”
The findings have sparked immediate concerns about potential fraud and systemic failures within one of the nation’s largest federal programs. Meanwhile, leftists have warned about the dangers of Musk having access to such personal information.
The billionaire responded to the latter fears in typical Musk fashion: “Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL.”
He continued: “Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as ‘ALIVE’ when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem. Obviously. Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second.”
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has launched an urgent investigation into potential widespread fraud within the Social Security Administration (SSA) after Musk published shocking statistics on his X platform showing over 20 million Americans listed as being over 100 years old in the agency’s database.
The Daily Mail reported that according to the data, which Musk presented in a detailed spreadsheet, the SSA’s records include 3.9 million people aged 130-139, more than 3.5 million in the 140-149 range and over 1.3 million supposedly between 150-159 years old.
Perhaps most incredibly, the database lists at least one “living” recipient as being over 360 years old, raising serious questions about the agency’s record-keeping practices.
“According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!” Musk wrote on X.
“Maybe the Twilight Zone is real and there are a lot of vampires collecting Social Security.”
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