Wait, trump wants to claim Uranus for the USA?

He can't claim MY anus. I refuse to allow him, or anyone to claim it.

My anus is mine and mine only.

That would be very appropriate because Trump is a perfect...(you finish it).

China has an ancient map proving they were already there, thus making them the rightful owners.

Lets make Uranus great again

The IRS already claimed it so he'll have to file an appeal.

Whatever, yawn...

UranUS 🦅🦅🦅