Wait, trump wants to claim Uranus for the USA?

Lets make Uranus great again

Whatever, yawn...

That would be very appropriate because Trump is a perfect...(you finish it).

The IRS already claimed it so he'll have to file an appeal.

He can't claim MY anus. I refuse to allow him, or anyone to claim it.

My anus is mine and mine only.

UranUS 🦅🦅🦅

China has an ancient map proving they were already there, thus making them the rightful owners.