Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas
The recent issue of unidentified drones hovering over American skies was solved suddenly today after the drones attempted to fly over Texas.
Within seconds of the drones entering the Lone Star State, the sound of heavy gunfire split the air as Texans pumped thousands of rounds of ammunition into the sky.
"Yee-haw!" shouted local man Dean Billings, grinning as he blasted drones with his neighbor. "Been waiting for this day to come forever. Feel like I've died and gone to heaven. Oh man, here comes some more, Bill!
According to sources, the entire drone fleet was decimated within just a few minutes of the drones reaching Texas airspace. "Welp, I think we fixed the drone problem," said local man Carston Taylor, surveying the piles of wreckage. "I sure hope they send a few more our way. Oh, and maybe some of them spy balloons too, that would be awesome."
At publishing time, the source of the drones had remained a mystery as Texans declined to inspect the debris and instead continued firing shotgun shells at the rubble.
Within seconds of the drones entering the Lone Star State, the sound of heavy gunfire split the air as Texans pumped thousands of rounds of ammunition into the sky.
"Yee-haw!" shouted local man Dean Billings, grinning as he blasted drones with his neighbor. "Been waiting for this day to come forever. Feel like I've died and gone to heaven. Oh man, here comes some more, Bill!
According to sources, the entire drone fleet was decimated within just a few minutes of the drones reaching Texas airspace. "Welp, I think we fixed the drone problem," said local man Carston Taylor, surveying the piles of wreckage. "I sure hope they send a few more our way. Oh, and maybe some of them spy balloons too, that would be awesome."
At publishing time, the source of the drones had remained a mystery as Texans declined to inspect the debris and instead continued firing shotgun shells at the rubble.
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