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Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At

In the wake of yet another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the media sought to assure Americans that the real threat isn't the side doing the shooting.

"The people getting shot at and murdered, they are the real threats," explained CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance."

The media also condemned Republicans for using such harsh rhetoric and causing people to try to murder them. "We hereby call on the people getting shot at to stop being mean," Bash went on to say. "I hope if Republicans manage to escape the guy shooting an AK-47, they will consider how hurtful their words can be. It is time the people with bullets whizzing over their heads tone things down."

At publishing time, members of the American media had reiterated that calling Republicans "fascist dictators who must be stopped by any means necessary" was the true message of love and unity.
NYC Just decided to evict every family living in its shelter system. The shelters are at capacity, and the city claims evictions must happen to make room for new arrivals, who will also be evicted after their shelter stay expires...40,000 migrants!!! They can't blame that on Trump!!!
eli1601 · 70-79, M
The low IQ voters on the left take the Democrats and mainstream media's Nazi rhetoric seriously.
tindrummer · M
@eli1601 🙄
@Tksem PMSL :)
Illyria · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Here's a challenge.

Name just one person the "Democrats" have unequivocally had arrested for political purposes.

I don't expect to hear from you again :)
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@Illyria Donald Trump
TRUMP DIDN'T CAUSE THIS!

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True, why did anyone think the Nazis were bad guys, people tried to kill them.
tindrummer · M
kidding around or what a crock 🙄😅
"The people getting shot at and murdered, they are the real threats," explained CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance."

An oxymoronic paradox if any ever actually existed.

 
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