This is your guy, republicans.

English professors praise trump for his brilliant speaking skills. His use of " the weave" is mistaken by the fake news as rambling. Not only is it not rambling, but he does it without mispronouncing a single word.
Friggin' genius.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

The weave? So basically ranting nonsensically about stuff that makes absolutely no sense.

Carla · 61-69, F

@Captainjackass basically.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Carla you could say his hair is a bad weave too.

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

Unnamed English professors by the way. This is only part of his statement:

"You know, I do the weave. You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together and it’s like, and friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say, ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.’ But the fake news, you know what they say?" [/I]

BTW I'd call that rambling.

Carla · 61-69, F

@MoveAlong is that what it is? You mean he isn't a conversational wizard?

Piper · 61-69, F

It's even better seeing him express this particular brilliance, showing how it all comes together so perfectly.

There have been some pretty funny reactions, of course. This is one my favorites:

“The Weave” as in “Weave heard this nonsensical bullshit a million times before”? https://t.co/p8WgXNTBpI

— Simon Thompson (@ShowbizSimon) August 30, 2024

ElwoodBlues · M

April 15, Gettysburg

Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor — did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. “Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.” They were fighting uphill. He said, “Wow, that was a big mistake.” He lost his big general. “Never fight uphill, me boys,” but it was too late.

Feb 22, Nashville

“They want you to say what they want you, what they want to have you say. And we’re not gonna let that happen. You’re going to say as you want and you’re going to believe, and you’re going to believe in God. You’re gonna believe in God because God is here and God is watching.”

Worrying about crowd sizes again??

And don't forget the cheap dollar store spray painted sneakers!

Carla · 61-69, F

@ElwoodBlues genius!

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

still better than horse jizz guzzler and knee pads..

weird hill to die on for youz... 🤷‍♂

TexChik · F

Really? That's what you got? TDS ramblings? 😂

Thodsis · 51-55, M

But he's not English.....

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