RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison

RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken

DNC: Free mandatory abortions

RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats

DNC: Ditto

RNC: Opened with a prayer to God

DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch

RNC: Free ammo for your guns

DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks

RNC: Hulk Hogan

DNC: Drag queens

RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone

DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone

RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan

DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills

RNC: All about Trump

DNC: Also all about Trump